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Though we tend to masquerade as one of the greatest companies in the universe, we are actually very silly and fun to be around. As Johnny 3000, our office robot, likes to joke... (Well actually, his humor chip short-circuited last June so he seldom jokes anymore.) However, if he still could, he might say something extremely funny about his experiences around the office. Unfortunately, we admit ashamedly, we don't get out much. But because our public appearances are lately of a most phantom nature, we offer the following items to absorb, beguile, captivate, charm, comfort, delight, distract, divert, elate, engross, enliven, entertain, enthrall, gladden, grab, gratify, humor, indulge, inspire, interest, occupy, pique, please, recreate, regale, relax, satisfy, solace, stimulate and tickle you. Download "The Economic Situation" Script Download "The Economic Situation" Powerpoint Find Kevin in Venezuela! New Trading Card Gallery Art, Animals, and the Alphabet Help Mattttt in Outer Space MMKC Postcards Wikipedia Article Monsters! (Coming Rather Soon) The Ever Growing List of Infinite Possibilities. Kevin's Top-of-Website Banner Game "Captured by Mascots" Game If you'd like to contribute to or comment on our prized collection, please contact media (at) mattmaggie (dot) com. | 
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